THIS is the Diary of OutKast...
You think you know,
But you have NO Idea..

It all started innocent enough just a
couple of guys with a love for Jet Ski Racing and Internet Programming. Quickly we
began winning races, increasing daily hits and National
Exposure...we hit the hay day of what is now OutKast Racing. They filmed us in various
situations from actual racing shots to after parties with all the women. Everything was
going well until...

IT ALL HIT ROCK BOTTOM!!

After tasting the fruits of success...the inner turmoil began.
The first hit was when "Tito" disappeared from the face of the earth...our conclusion is he
is doing 5 to 10 somewhere. "Gino" became completely silent and never talked to us again.
"T-Bone" got nauseated with the porno he was receiving and "Just Aint Right" became an OutKast
under scrutiny. (Which is now currently under review) "JetHogg" moved on to Building Fantasy
Football Teams and YMCA baseball with his boy, "JoKeR" became a recluse hermit on the Internet
locked in doors for days at a time. "JetBoss" became disgusted with the racers as they
indulged in the typical exploits of racers caught in the limelight and "Ragin Rachel" felt
discriminated against because she is still to this day the only OutKast woman to break the glass
ceiling of a male dominated team.

Could OutKast become a team again???
Only time will tell!!

The Holidays are kicking up and who knows what the future may hold.

"The Diary of an OutKast Racer"
You think you know!!
You have NO IDEA!!

Disclaimer: Don't worry about us... we signed a return deal to do a "Behind OutKast Racing Special" with a huge reunion of hugs and tears. Believe me it's sick to watch but good to know that the love of the OutKast Family still remains after all these years.

Motivated by: "Tool"

10.23.01 11:30 p

JetHogg

Well we are going Rocky I...
Got my first email from the host about backups
Quote JetHogg: Crap this aint gonna be easy

10.23.01 10:30 p

JetHogg

Well I had to put on the race googles...
We lost a month of updates to the website, called September
Now its time to battle the host provider for backups
I will keep you updated, this should be fun
Quote JetHogg: Your only as good as your backups

10.19.01 10:30 p

JetHogg: A story from 5/10/01... Went to the Astros game tonight and sat in the primo seats JoKeR gave us. We even commented that we better be on our toes at all times. Little did we know that Bob should have been. If anyone saw section 127 row 20 at Enron field ... that was us. You know how you always dream of that one day when a foul ball would come your way and you snag it. Well one finally flies into my section. With outstretched arms I reached and missed the ball. It brushed right past my fingertips and plowed into Bob.

I turned around to see Bob clinching his face... Since there were 15 to 20 seats empty around us it was a wide-open miss. I don't know how I missed it. I even went so far as to look down his shirt to see if it had shot down in there. Then some dude brought the ball down to us handing it to Bob saying,
"Hey your face stopped it so you keep it"
And Bob did...although a tooth is lose now... mmmm sweet
Motivated by: "Puddle of Mudd"

10.18.01 10:06 p

JoKeR: Standing in my office I heard a loud roar from the speedway
thinking it was Nascar out practicing I made it out to the window.
Good GOD!!
I looked down on the ground below and saw four screaming F-18's silhouettes cross in front of me.
OK OK I don't mean to be the guy that freaks out.
but damn you see a bunch of strike fighters scream across your building you tend to get a bit worried.
Visions in my head where stirring that we are at war and they were about to bomb some afghan's.
ok before you call me a pussy go watch "Red Dawn" and see if you are mister tough guy.
Turned out to be the "Blue Angels"

They were out practicing from Alliance Airport that is located right next to our office.
So in typical American fashion after realizing the initial threat was nothing more than in my mind.
A buddy of mine at work and me ran up stairs to the roof of course with beer in tow
we grabbed our lawn chairs we stashed up there to grab a front row seat.
They continued their pass byes while we spent our lunch break watching.
I have to say it was damn kool watching these
guys go wing to wing doing stunts. All I have to say is we have guys practicing doing air shows that
could out do most countries trained pilots.
Great to be an American Ehhh???
Hell what afghan gets to spend his lunch on top of the roof where they are at
work watching planes fly overhead
oh wait…all of them can.

Disclaimer: I got a lot of emails from afghan's that felt exploited by this post…ummmm…tough break….sucks to be you.
Motivated by: "SlipKnot"

10.17.01 8:22 p

JoKeR: Can I ask a question?? Ok I'm gonna ask anyway...
Have you ever gone to get a little thing on your car done...like simply getting your oil changed
and they didn't find something extra that needs to be fixed??
Let me explain...I venture out to the local Kwiky Lube to get the 10-minute oil change and end up getting a 30-minute raping.
Imagine your most stereotypikal Garage Mechanic...if your not that creative added below is a visual for you.

Well my car is almost finished and I see Earl over in the corner staring at his little clipboard shaking his head. Walking over he picks out a cigarette so he can let it barley dangle by his bottom lip while he talks to me, and Oh yes!! Here it comes...he started his speech
(By the way use your best red neck voice when reading this)
"Well sir it don't look good...looks like you got a major leak in your rear differential and we got to get up in der and knock out that there pin...slip us on a new gasket up in der and fix the clipping arm."
WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY!!
Oh he goes on, "Yep Yep...oh oh...not to nit pick but I was looking at your brakes and those need to be rotated and cuffed...by the way those brake pads won't last you much longer" Well my knees buckle and I come out with the normal question, "How Much??"
"Ahhhhhh that's gonna run ya about five hundred for the whole shootin match"
First of all who the hell actually says "shooting match" anymore...I guess Earl does.
I swear these bastards are under my car with a hammer and chisel knocking stuff loose.
Another godsmack for the year...but what's a guy to do when he is young and in love with his car.
By the way to add insult to injury a bird decided to use my car as a target all day.
I think his insides fell out all over my car...I hate being an OutKast!!
Disclaimer: I got a lot of emails from mechanics...this post is not to stomp on all mechanics just the ones I don't like.
Motivated by: "Tenacious D"

10.16.01 9:21 p

JetHogg: Our new site... Karma Sucks has been put on hold.. The site we built was one that made fun of situations where it was best not to be in. Well thats just not funny right now. So we are going to pay the 50 bucks to link it back to here. {special effects}

10.13.01 12:22 p

JoKeR: Symptoms Include: Thumping Headache, Upper Back Pains,
Lower Back Pains, Curious Neck Strain, Dry Mouth,
and two sore Middle Fingers.
Diagnosis: A good date??? Nope!! It was a Big Ole Fat Black Belt Jones concert. A group of us went out to the Ridglea Theater for the Black Belt CD release party of "F.T.W." It was great to make it out to see them again!! Their sound and presence has grown tremendous since last time hearing them play. The entire crowd was dotted with BBJ Shirts...which I have to say my favorite one is..."Go Ahead and Practice Falling"...after listening to the opening bands "Inbox", "Trimm" and "Steadfast" we rushed the stage to get up close and personal. They didn't waste anytime in commencing to Donkey Stomp my teeth in!! The show was excellent and they sounded better than ever...for some reason it was SOO good I felt the need to flip off the bass player for the entire show...what the hell!!...he did make his way over to kick my hand down while laughing at me...ummmmmmm...did that stop me...uhhhh no it continued to be a good idea...damn JAGER!! Oh, well...I got pictures of the show and will get those up as soon as developed. Well I'm off to go listen to the new CD...I will also do a review for it. Here's some of the kool Jager gear they were giving away...here...plus my official signed poster that for the most part says "OutKast Racing Blows B**ls". Much love to BBJ for giving us a spot on the inside of their new cd cover...it's our first...and what can I say...you never forget your first.
Disclaimer: Yes, I did censor the site there by editing out the words "balls". Simply because this is a family friendly site and you can't go around saying "balls" all over the place. We can't afford to represent our self in a bad light by saying "balls". Sorry for the inconvenience.

10.11.01 6:43 p

JoKeR: Don't Hang out with me...Take Caution

10.10.01 11:41 p

JoKeR: OKR's Annual Tribute to Road Rashes

10.09.01 9:46 p

JetHogg: Well I'm freaked out. I was working on this laptop that has a dvd player, so in order to test it out I borrowed a dvd from a bud of mine at work.
The movie Miss Congeniality Was a first time viewing for me

Anyway the movie was not that great but WHOA... The irony... heres my list
1. The terror of doing something "big" during the Miss United States/America pagent
2. The referrence to making fake al qaeda and other terrorist threats to the event
3. The contestant from New Jersey that has to drop out for starring in a porn called Armaged..It On
4. All the contestants making a big deal out of wanting "World Peace"
5. The way to blow Miss United States up? Was to be in front of millions and using the coveated crown
6. They blew up the likeness of the statue of liberty
But the best line I have ever heard, was the line to Sandra at the end...
"Maybe we could go out for dinner sometime and if it leads to sex... So Be It"
AND IT WORKED editors note: awesome
motivated by song... Mustang Sally by Bonny Rice

10.08.01 10:32 p

JetHogg: Ive been hanging out watching the monday night game. and since the score is 28 - 0 I switch over to CNN. When they display this comment about up to the minute breaking news... anyway at least 20 mins go by and they are showing us attack updates and then they start posting sports news... the game im watching as reported by cnn score 21 - 0... but its 35 - 0 makes you wonder about these up to the minute reports. I think they should rename them to updates when we feel like it. { alot like this site }

10.07.01 11:23 p

JetHogg: Well after watching football today I noticed 2 things that I love about it.
The Turbo Blast and The Stop. I remember when I played...

The Turbo Blast
This happens when you are on a full sprint and someone pushes you in the back.
almost always happens near the sidelines

The Stop
This happens when you have just completed a long run
and you get tackled just before you reach the end zone.

Damn I luv this game

10.06.01 11:33 p

JetHogg: You should get a dog they can be great entertainment.

9.27.01 11:52 p

JoKeR: As many of you know Black Belt Jones is our Official OutKasted band, but it has been awhile since we updated all of you on what has been going on with them. So here it goes... First off I found a really good review of them on DFW scene.com go check it out here Black Belt has a new album coming out on October 13th entitled "F.T.W" at their official release party to be held at the Ridglea Theatre in Fort Worth. I will be doing a review on it as soon as I get a copy....so keep an eye out for that. On a minor note we are redoing their page on our site...its a work in progress so please be patient.

9.26.01 11:33 p

JetHogg: lets talk nude bars and satellites

9.16.01 7:33 p

JoKeR: Still recovering from my last post

9.14.01 5:45 p

OKR: First... A Quote: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." General George S. Patton, Jr.
A brother of okr sent us this pic..Rebuilding the WTC

9.13.01 7:42 p

JetHogg here: Our team is based in TX. WWF is going live tonight. Just outside of The Woodlands in a town called Houston. Making this the first big event since Tuesday. I congradulate these 13 thousand brave and crazy fans that showed up...
WWF is also being broadcast nation wide
Billy Gibbons even went...
Time to listen to a ZZ-Top cd

Notice in that concert pic just 3 guys and a bunch of speakers

9.11.01 5:42 p

OKR statement: We are about racing, partying, and working to pay for it all.
OKR does not do politics...

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