JetHogg: Well I was over at my neighbors house playing "Nascar Thunder 2002" on his new "PlayStation 2". Hearing loud yelling coming from the direction of my house...I come to find out that there are five kids in my yard that the wife discovered tearing down my Christmas Lights
When I walked back over the wife had these kids sitting in our yard with the kid that did the actual yanking putting them back up. I gently placed each one them in a headlock then yelled at them to get out of my yard. Well I have to say the kid was trying to do good work but doing a crappy job of putting them back up. If nothing else it is nice to know that our youth is back to its old ways.
No terrorist can break that spirit.
HO HO HO!! Which reminds me of my youth when at church for the Christmas Special I placed several hymnals inside the Church's featured piano which went undiscovered until the big moment when she sat down to play...
JoKeR: We didn't do a lot in high school, but we did tend to find trouble where we could. Just driving around looking for something to do in a small town...we rolled up on this nice little house with those Kandy Kanes tracing the sidewalk with lights interlaced around them. They pretty much encircled the whole lawn ...so being the genius that I was at that time I decided to take loose the very end of the string of lights and slam it in the door of my jeep. We drove until the lights unwrapped all the way around the lawn watching as the strand of bulbs followed us down the street. Suddenly opening the door in order to let the string loose to be able to get rid of the evidence and make a run for it.
JetBoss: Living in "Greenville, TX" there are a couple of traditions that are done every Christmas
...one of them being a live Nativity Scene put on by our old church.
(Featured Above is a only a Dramatization)
This particular year Mom and Pop were taking part in the cast of characters...It was set up so that visitors could drive up to view the motionless actors, and even get out of their cars to get a closer view. Of course I decided to see how dedicated they were to their parts...I started flicking pennies at them to see if I could get them to budge from the stationary positions they committed themselves to...well I winged one off of pop's head and he still didn't move...
"In the end...in some weird way...this taught me the real meaning of Christmas."
...at least we will be going to the same place...soooo I have someone to hang out with.
"Which is nice..."(Quote CaddyShack)
Disclaimer: It's ohhh soooo nice to have "JetBoss" postin again!!