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March 17, 2004 @ 11:45pm
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Happy St. Patty's Day

Listening to: "Jump Little Children (Cathedrals)"
November 23, 2003 @ 6:25pm
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Getting Ready for an OutKast Turkey Day!!

Trying to see if we can have crab for this season's holiday
Listening to: "Blue October"
January 28, 2003 @ 07:24pm
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2nd Annual State of the Union CYBER BASH!!

October 31, 2002 @ 9:03pm
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Halloween and Spirits
Enjoy the nite



October 30, 2002 @ 10:14pm
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Alright... The work whirlwind has ended.
Hallows Eve

We have been putting in so many hours at work that I almost got busted during
The Doop Nap
Thats where you grab a stall just to sit with your head in your hands. Well I dose off and I wake up in the dark. There I was sitting in a stall in pitch black. I jump up and trip the motion detector and the lights burned again... mmm fate won that one. Can you imagine someone walking in and your sitting there in the dark. I think the timer is set somewhere around 30 mins. We had an OKR kin folk wedding Saturday that was awesome. I wont say exactly what went on but I was filmed dirty dancing with the bride in her wedding gown. nuff said
O yeah... about Ripleys Brake and Muffler...
Heres the pic of Scott the manager that stuck it too me

This is what I was dealing with at their shop

Mental Tune: "Thoughtless"
Motivated by getting back to fun: "minigolf"
September 28, 2002 @ 12:42pm
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Went to see "Sweet Home Alabama" last night...

OutKast Summary: Though I could identify with the story line...overall the movie blew.
Resse Witherspoon's hot factor couldn't even save this one.
Mental Note: Next time your hanging with all girls and they say, "Let's go watch a movie!!" You should...RUN!!!
Motivated by: "Ben Kweller"
September 26, 2002 @ 11:11pm
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Thank god it's September...the month of short ass posts.

Feeling a little speechless tonite.
Motivated by: "Eve 6"
(Even things from the past can be recycled)
September 23, 2002 @ 10:54pm
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Nothing but a shameless Black Belt Jones post...

Go download their videos before this happens to you!!!
Motivated by: "BBJ Videos"
Go Buy: "NOW!!"
September 17, 2002 @ 10:23pm
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Could anything get darker than it is tonight...

Well maybe if I turned the lights off.
Motivated by: "downthesun"

September 08, 2002 @ 11:45pm
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It's been a long night...off to bed now.

Motivated by: "Tapeworm"

September 05, 2002 @ 8:00pm
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Well well well...lookie what I got in the mail today...a gift from back home.
Oh the memories!!
Check it out "here"
Motivated by: "Stone Sour"

August 17, 2002 @ 2:38am
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While we all patiently wait for JetHogg to deliver his "Ripley's Brake and Muffler Sucks" post...I decided it was time to for a little go-ped ride. Taking off across Houston for the first time with camera in hand I set out to see how entertaining pictures that actually feature no people or go-peds could be.

"Let's just see how it turns out."

Motivated by: "Dave Williams 1972 to 2002 (Drowning Pool)"

July 27, 2002 @ 2:46pm
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Ripleys Mufflers and Squeaky Brakes
Is there a decent honest mechanic in the state? These guys totally butchered my car.
Costing me lots of unneeded cash that should have been spent on racing parts not their screw ups. The whole story coming soon

July 17, 2002 @ 1:01am
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Hung out with Sid again tonight... re-living High School and College memories...of course there is no better place to do this than at your local neighborhood "Hooters". Still raining here in Houston...not like you couldn't figure that out. Frankly I have accepted the fact that it is never going to stop. In fact I am waiting for Darwinism at its best so I can go ahead and start growing webbed feet and gills. Wow that would actually rule in a lot of ways!!
No real update tonight because...

"JoKeR is feeling a little gray tonight"
Motivated by: "Unwritten Law"

July 16, 2002 @ 12:02am
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Sid came down to H-Town!! Did we go for a go-ped ride...ummm the answer would still be NO!! CAUSE IT IS STILL RAINING!!! OK...I know everyone is getting sick of hearing..."It's raining in Houston"...but good lord...it just won't stop. We picked out a good parking garage to tear up tomorrow. So for now its crash out time...tomorrow is another day.
I mean...it can't rain all the time...Can it??

By the way...we found pictures we took of Sid's Road Rash from his big fall on the "Super BigFoot"...those pics are coming up very soon. I smell another "Tribute to Road Rashes" coming soon. Don't you???

Motivated by: "Glassjaw"

July 15, 2002 @ 12:04pm
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Crashed on a buddies couch last night. Anyway, I woke up to a surprise. My phone got a customization job on it by his dog. Guess the damn dog figured it was a chew toy. When they first showed it to me I really thought it was a joke...like, "That piece of s*** aint mine!!" Then after turning what was left of the phone on it had all my numbers in there. I think it shocked me more that the left over pieces could still power on than the realization that this thing was actually mine. I mean the dog ATE THE NUMBERS OFF!! Funniest thing would be to see those bad boys come out the other side... wonder if you could dial out on that dog doot. Oh well...Check out the pics of the mess that is now my new...

"Weimaraner Customized Cell Phone"!!
Soooooo Guess who gets to buy a new phone...ME!! "Why??" ,you ask...well It was my fault. I did leave the thing next to his cage. Damn!! Like I don't have better things to do with my money. Once again my Super BigFoot fund is back down to zero. Hohum.

Motivated by: "Hatebreed"

July 14, 2002 @ 6:59pm
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Day fifteen of rain!! Have I moved into monsoon country or what??? Well this has given me time to do some much needed updates on the site. So with that said...let's get down to exactly what has been going on lately with OutKast Racing.
OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE FROM OKR:
Early this weekend official OutKast Team Members sat down for a vote on the possible admission of new team members. Well the competition was tough to snag these open slots within the ranks of OutKast Racing. We would like to first off thank all those who applied and to re-assure those that did not make the cut to keep your head up. Although we would love to take everyone on...some just did not have what it takes. The first addition to the team is "Speed" hailing out of the DFW area. "Just Aint Right" introduced us to Speed about a year ago. Speed has quite the track history from racing Flat Track to his skills on the Moto-cross Circut. He got his name simply because, "This man does not know the meaning of BRAKES!!" It's all out or nothing with him...and well...that's how he got dubbed the name "Speed". (Not to mention he sports a tattoo on his arm of Speed Racer) Speed is also the reigning champ of the Super Bigfoot Long Jump Competition that took place over at JetBoss' house a couple of months ago.

Next on the list for admission is "Sid" who comes to us from Austin. Sid is the first and only racer to be accepted out of that side of Texas. Which gives us a presence in DFW, Houston and Austin...so we got that going for us now...which is nice!! Sid has been a large contributor to the OKR site with his photography skills, but reached the mark to be added to the team with his balls out riding on the Super Bigfoot. Sid will be racing with us on the Go-Ped Circuit...as soon as we get things together and can actually make it out to a race to participate. You may remember Sid from our "Thanksgiving Memories" post last year. In case your wondering...he got his name from an old band that he was in called "Anapsid"...which just over time evolved into us dubbing him "Sid" Last month Sid came down with his new wife to hang out in the Woodlands with JetHogg and I...we tore up the neighborhood along with JetHogg's Oval Dirt Track set up in his backyard. Sid took the biggest fall we have seen in a long time, but got up bleeding and kept riding. That alone says, "Hey...I got what it takes to join OKR"

(Recycled Cam shot...get over it)

Congratulations are in order to these two...Welcome to the Team!!
"Now it's time to shag a beer and call it a night...Later!!"
(We will be adding them to the Team Page as soon as we get a chance)

Motivated by: "The Vines (Get Free)"

July 13, 2002 @ 2:45am
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Nothing says OutKast like a retardedly late night post. Guess what...It's still raining here in Houston. This has been going on for almost two weeks now. Either this downpour needs to stop or I need to bone up on my ark building skills. With no dry roads for a good go-ped tour I had to take up some indoor activities for the last couple of weeks. Just got home from a night out and started some web surfin... check out what Go-Ped Industries has come out with now. Yes Yes!! Here it is the all-new 41cc Bigfoot!!! This bad boy is a chain driven monster. Now I am still waiting for them to come out with a off road version, but for now the Speed Racer version will have to do.
I will leave you with this...Time has come for JoKeR to pass the hell out.

"Here she is in all her beauty"
Motivated by: "Red Pill Down"
(My buddy Burt out of DC turned me on to this band)
Before you go...check out this Go-Ped Video: "Here"
(17mg wmv download from "Go-Ped Nation")

July 12, 2002 @ 6:12pm
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Donkey Stompin your head in!!
That’s right...it has been awhile since we caught up with our boys in Black Belt Jones. Tons have been going on for them. Now sporting a sleek four-person lineup BBJ has been opening for acts like Kid Rock in Lubbock, TX and side stage at several large venue shows around the DFW area...not to mention their appearances on the Jagermiester Tour. You may even see Bobby, Chad, Jack and Scott in their new Big Ole White Van touring around Texas. Let me see...what else is there to say...OH!! The band is also going to be on a new recording for the Deep Ellum Movement Project, which is basically a compilation CD with a ton of Local DFW bands joining in to make what is tentatively named "The Movement Compilation" (Pretty original ehh??) If you haven’t seen BBJ in your area yet...don’t worry they are coming...Taking over America one state at a time!!
Well I'm headed out the door for the Friday nite ritual...so later for now.

Go check out the new "Unofficial BBJ Page" and show some OutKast love!!
Motivated by: "Black Belt Jones"
While your at it...go buy their new album "FTW"

June 26, 2002 @ 9:24pm
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Go-peding has taken on a new greatness in this concrete jungle we call Houston. Going out at my old place consisted of riding behind factories and strip malls, but here there is a parking garage and sidewalk garden ready to be tainted with two stroke engines. Took a good long rush hour ride today encountering all sorts of new obstacles to avoid.

Bums!!
(Now this guy pictured above I probably would hire to work on our site just
for the hell of it...above picture is only a dramatization)
This is new to me. Dodging people sprawled out on the sidewalk trying to catch some serious nap-time adds some extreme to the sport. I keep promising myself on the next ride I will take some pictures...kind of a riding journal in print form. So far I have not noticed any other go-peds around here in H-Town. Now The Woodlands on the other hand seems to have a pretty high population of pedders. The crazy thing is that go-peds are banned there; which we think our midnight runs through the neighborhoods probably played a huge part. Hogg has although managed to scope out some insane backwood trails. Again we need to take some pics and videos of this stuff, but as for now...

"Just get over it and either GO PED OR GO HOME."
Motivated by: "TRUSTcompany"

June 25, 2002 @ 7:55pm
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In case I am the first one to figure this out... Moving sucks. Yeah that's my big discovery. Getting all settled in Houston was a huge process. Spent the first six weeks couch surfing at JetHogg's place. Best memories that came out of that...JetHogg's custom alarm clock...which consisted of him opening your bedroom door and grumbling, "HEY JOKER!! You on vacation or are you getting up?" Not to mention Hogg has a 132 inch projection screen set up in his garage...too many nights were spent watching Howard Stern on that monster...plus movies took on a whole new meaning. Basically we spent six weeks on severe sleep deprivation...damn that "girls gone wild" infomercial coming on at midnight every damn night. Now I got my own place in the city and here I sit parked in front of my 27 inch TV (which completely blows now) staring at our site thinking, "We need to do a major overhaul."...then I just moved on to thinking, "Why don't I just try posting something on a regular basis?"

(BTW...I got another hat just like my old one I "lost")
Well seeing as I'm in a new apartment now...this OKR Cribs post is a little out of date.
There is no better time than ever, so here it goes.
"JoKeR's Old Crib"
In a way I miss that place.

Motivated by: "Flaw"

June 13, 2002 @ 09:09a
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We are back from vacation feeling rested and ready with a ton of posts coming.
JoKeR has moved to houston and is now just down the road.
We finally got everything fixed from the move to a new host provider
Which was retardedly difficult and helped with our burnout
The Fog has Lifted

April 17, 2002 @ 08:55p
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I go for this ride on the super big foot.
Way deep in the woods in some faraway city.
Afterwards while i'm cruising home,
I finally make it back to civilization.
So I take the first left with pavement.
Thats when the Formula starts cutting out.
Well I happen to check out the gas guage, Out Of Gas!
I whip into this Conoco I finally came across.

I also found a scary bar... buts thats another story yet to be realized.

Abib and his brother Abib is working the store.
So I give them my card to pay the bill.
After 15 swipes it finally does go through.
Then they start asking me if I want anything else?
Well besides my 30 mins of looking at you and the now tainted card
Its time to be a smart ass...
I glance at the porno rack and said YEAH
I want a Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler and a 3 pack of Swank...

Without hesitation he goes to get em
I said "DUDE, Its a joke..."
And I got no shock value for it... damn

April 16, 2002 @ 11:32p
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Ever had one of those chicks with no regard to a good set of lungs.
You know the type that I'm talking about...
The ones that scream like they are a human intercoms
Trying to reach every corner of the house so they dont have to go searching
"WHERE ARE YOU!!!"
Makes us wish we had cribs big enough to disappear
Sneak away into the west wing where we can get a little alone time.

Coming Soon
OKR Cribs!!
Motivated by: Korn Untouchables

April 3, 2002 @ 11:11p
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Its april 3rd and its been since march 6th since we last posted.
But OKR still beat the month deadline between posts.

So after the OKR meeting the team decided to post.
However I soon get this instant message from the JoKeR

Mr Shuvn Stuff signed on at 9:09:50 PM.
Mr Shuvn Stuff: post something
Mr Shuvn Stuff: im tired
Mr Shuvn Stuff: nite
Mr Shuvn Stuff: see ya for the 6am workout
Mr Shuvn Stuff signed off at 9:11:39 PM.

That hurt almost as much as when the wife tried to kill me early easter morn.
Just off a long awesome Saturday of riding the bigfoot,
and after asking the wife to wake me in a little while...
I grabbed a pillow and hit the floor at 7p.
The wake up came for me as I sat straight up and thought. Damn its Quiet.
That's right almost 8 hours later about 2:30a I come back to life.
Wide awake after a long nites sleep.
So the house is pitch dark of course and I start turning on lights, computers etc.
All the time sneaking around so I wouldn't wake anyone thats in deep rem mode.
I need a shower so I sneak in the bedroom and strip down.
Warm the water and step into the tub from hell.
Seems the wife decided to bathe in baby oil tonight.
The first step went right out from under me.
I slip and ripped down the shower curtain, rod and radio.
As I crash over the commode, I wind up laying butt naked on top of the
shower curtain. The rod pinning my neck to the floor.
Then the door busts open and the wife says these sweet words

YOU WOKE ME FROM A DEEP SLEEP

Motivated by: OKR is Awake

March 6, 2002 @ 9:24pm
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Finally got that taste of Football I have been looking for sooooo desperately. Bunch of us got together for a five-on-five flag football game at the local High School. (Believe me I made a play for full on tackle... but no one was willing except for me) After breaking into the football field we cracked a few beers in the huddle and the game was ON!! My team ended up winning 28 to 21... afterwards we had a BBQ/Beer blowout...I think the real winner here was my liver.
Check out pix "here"

Motivated by: "Pantera (Mouth of War)"
(Above link sponsored by "AntiMTV")
OKR is glad to hear the Pantera break-up were just "rumors"

Random Link: "Jet-Peds"
OutKast Picture:"Here" is a Razor converted into a JetPed
Quick Stream:"Willie Handy doing a 720 Backflip"

"JetHogg is coming into town...so expect some sic posts of this coming weekend!!"

March 5, 2002 @ 8:05pm
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Arriving home from work I make my way back to my bedroom, and start getting undressed...about the time that I am down to full johnson there is a loud knock at my door. This wasn't any kind of knock...this was a "Hello the police are here to take you away NOW!!" Thinking it was just an over zealous Mormon needing another convert I make my way to see what all the commotion is about. By the time I got up to the door the knocking became complete pounding, and a muffled yell was creeping through the cracks of the door. Well now I am freaking out...about that time the door unlocked from the outside and the handle started turning violently. Rattling the door back and forth trying to enter...the deadbolt was still secure so no one was getting in. Peering through the peephole there was a long hair goatee thug standing at my door franticly trying to get in. Quickly I swung open my closet door and grabbed the Arnold Palmer One Wood from my golf bag. Assuming a Ninja like pose I was ready for anything. Next thing I know I hear someone jump over my back balcony and start trying to unlock the backdoor. Figuring this was complete go time...I swung open the front door yelling,

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE!!"
Looking over I see a cute twenty-something girl holding a sheet of paper and her eyes bugged out like she was fixing to die. Which I guess would be anyone's reaction when witnessing a guy coming at her wielding a golf club. Looking at me with fear engraved in her eyes she mutters, "Ummm sir you are late on your rent." Turns out I was late by one day and policy states that they have to leave a notice inside your dwelling...ok someone needs to change that policy. We both started laughing when looking over we see Mr. Goatee Maintenance Man hiding behind the stairwell...I guess he was suppose to be her escort through all the apartments late on their rent. What protection he turned out to be!?!?! Long story short... I paid my rent...not like I was trying to avoid paying...I'm just a moron when it comes to paying stuff on time.
Question of the Day: Would that have been a bad time to ask that girl out??
Motivated by: "Deftones (Around the Fur)"

Disclaimer: To answer all the emails asking, "What would a go-ped race look like?" Well check out the below link...
Quick Download:"Check out all Classes at the World Finals in Las Vegas 2001"

"Well I'm off...its peddin' time!!"

March 2, 2002 @ 1:52am
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Well...well...well!! Looks like I am back from a well deserved vacation. Answering all the emails that I received asking where exactly I have been...well...I got a new girlfriend. YEP!! That's right a new girl has entered my life and turned it upside down.
In fact check her out right "Here".
So you ask what's been going on...It snowed like a bastard "Here"
Other than that I been riding like a mo fo!!
Believe me we will be racing these bad boys soon.

Check out our Go Ped Customization Contest Winners..."Here"
Motivated by: "Slipknot (Surfacing)"
Random Link: "Go Ped"
Quick Download:"ESPN2 on Go Ped"

02.28 11:59:43 p

JetHogg: Just Aint Right has come to the woodlands 9:30 and just left at the time of this post
More to come... and he brought alot of gas powered toys

02.27 8:03:00 p

JetHogg: News Flash -- In just a few short days
Tito has gone and broke his ankle at the skate park.
The March 8th post coming up just keeps writing itself

Motivated by: " A Band from Texas listen to The Calling mmm"
Random Link: "Phantomfest 2001"
Disclaimer: "OKR luvs freaks"

02.23 1:10:23 a

JetHogg: Interview with Tito


JetHogg (12:28:12 AM): So you made it back eh tito... serokad76 (12:28:19 AM): is it fun? JetHogg (12:28:27 AM): this is the interview JetHogg (12:28:29 AM): LOL serokad76 (12:28:31 AM): can i get hurt JetHogg (12:28:34 AM): yes serokad76 (12:28:37 AM): lets do it JetHogg (12:28:44 AM): anything fun you can get hurt serokad76 (12:28:52 AM): oh yeah JetHogg (12:29:13 AM): cept for video games JetHogg (12:29:20 AM): well there is that thumb thing JetHogg (12:29:46 AM): so tito tell me serokad76 (12:29:49 AM): some people say the thinking stuff is fun too serokad76 (12:30:17 AM): but i dont believe them serokad76 (12:30:23 AM): take that kid down the street JetHogg (12:30:24 AM): march the 8th a big day for you? serokad76 (12:30:41 AM): ooooo yeah serokad76 (12:30:48 AM): im comming out JetHogg (12:30:49 AM): that is when tito will be unveiled serokad76 (12:31:04 AM): and revieled also serokad76 (12:31:14 AM): revealed serokad76 (12:31:18 AM): sorry JetHogg (12:31:29 AM): if we can get the pc carmera... sponsered by earthlink... working serokad76 (12:31:41 AM): no prob serokad76 (12:32:20 AM): ive got a 400 pentium i can take over serokad76 (12:32:59 AM): but yea its a big day serokad76 (12:33:07 AM): what day again? JetHogg (12:33:07 AM): well i know im excited... the whole team OKR will be there at tito's crib to set him up JetHogg (12:33:14 AM): March 8 JetHogg (12:33:21 AM): you gonna be there JetHogg (12:33:30 AM): i think its sat nite serokad76 (12:33:42 AM): where else am i going to be? JetHogg (12:33:56 AM): damn JetHogg (12:33:59 AM): its a friday serokad76 (12:34:01 AM): i love being here at the house JetHogg (12:34:07 AM): all right serokad76 (12:34:13 AM): friday saturday JetHogg (12:34:15 AM): friday nite on the 8th at 8 serokad76 (12:34:23 AM): even holidays JetHogg (12:34:30 AM): we post to OKR by 10pm on the 8th JetHogg (12:34:33 AM): deal JetHogg (12:34:39 AM): if i can pull it together serokad76 (12:34:44 AM): bet that JetHogg (12:44:23 AM): march 8 at 8 team okr will be at your crib ok? serokad76 (12:45:26 AM): why

Motivated by: " Tito's First"
Random Link: "Tito's Frist"
Disclaimer: "March 8th OKR presents Tito and that wasn't Tito"

02.20 10:53:10 p

JetHogg: I must do The Skeleton

Alright, we both know that im not gonna have a chance at the skeleton
But say im terminal... paralyzed from the waist down or whatever
Then it just doesnt matter give the crip his dream
Although the track would have to be at least 3 miles long
One long scream, with nothin but googles and a brick wall at the finish
mmm what a way to go, I mean if you had to go...
Look at superman hes nothin but a head

All he has to get his kicks is looking and talking
However you might get used to that, damn thats better than dying... lol
Alright
Forget the brick wall
Lets just have a soft stop and do it again an again an again
Till someone caps us so they can go home

Motivated by: " INXS Suicide Blonde"
Random Link: "Paralyzed Vets"
Disclaimer: "what?"

02.13.11 57:30 p

JetHogg and JoKeR: Wednesday nite we make the move to a new host
And then Tara at phenominet emailed into our lives and fixed that which we had screwed up... mmm
We dont know who she is...



But we both think she had to be a babe

Motivated by: " Hot For Teacher"
Random Link: "The Babe Test"
Disclaimer: "shes a babe right? has to be"

02.12.02 07:30 p

JetHogg: Tuesday nite... Taxes done, sent off - complete
April is April this year... first time I have ever sent em off this early
Feels Damn Good
Im thinking of it this way
I dont have to worry about it again till after the next superbowl... mmm

02.08.02 11:49 p

JetHogg: Friday nite... OKR is out on the town having fun
But here... The Tax Man Cometh and I Weepeth

Motivated by: "The Beatles"
Random Link: "Tax Man tab"
Disclaimer: "While I hate em I pay em"

02.07.02 9:49 p

JetHogg: Talk about an extreme sport few of us play

Ive played the "Hammer Me Head" game once...
You have probably read or heard about this today in the news...

Uruguayan passenger tried to force his way into the locked cockpit
of a United Airlines plane on a flight from Miami on Thursday
but was subdued after the co-pilot hit him over the head with a small axe.

True he got the axe, but basically it was the same as a hammer since the co-pilot used the back end of it. And no i didnt play on an airline which turned this sport extreme. I was laying on the floor watching tv when my boy age 1 playing with his new wodden hammy, pegs and cute little work bench decides to dink me. Out of no where the lights go out. So you just got to imagine the dink that co-pilot put on this dude. He was shittn' bricks when this dude kicking on the door finally breaks in. This dude comes crawling through the bottom of the kicked in door head first. I know this is wrong but I laughed my ass off. That was no love tap... and it felt good {being a free shot an all}.

Motivated by: "Clownhead Hammer"
Random Link: "Hammer Fight"...mmm
Disclaimer: "Hey watch the head!!"

02.02.02 3:49 a

JetHogg: Whoa
SOTUCB is a beast and i hit the wagon...
Still cant wait till next year...mmmmm
Well im getting to have my dream bike. Been behaving better and in control
The Harley Davidson Night Train... Thats right ! im getting one

"Behaving" whats next Gone Country?

--this photo removed by force--

That was the first edit ever on OKR...

I think we all may go country

01.29.02 10:55 p

THE ALL NEW OKR STATE OF THE UNION CYBER BASH
Tonite was the State of the Union address to the country...OKR Tunes in because we hear the Bush Twin's have been invited. Sooo we found out they ain't showing up...quickly a new idea breaks out!!
STATE OF THE UNION CYBER BASH!!
What exactly is the SOTUCB??

We will explain the rules...it's pretty simple actually...
Everytime they break out in a full on Standing Applause...We take a shot... everyone. Whatever it be (Beer, Wine...or a real man Jack Daniels) every time the place stands you grow closer to falling.
Here is the last 5 mins of the new party "SOTUCB Conversation" between JetHogg and JoKeR

"Had to protect the head but made it to the end of the game"

"Immmm not gonna make it...dear god...it's face plant time"
Random Link: "ArtFag" (The girl behind the Jacquelyn Glasses...mmm)

01.28.02 08:11 p

JoKeR: You know the saying, "You really can never truly go home again." Well it goes something like that...anyway...I have been living in the same town now for almost five years and up until yesterday it never really felt like home. Driving out from my apartment on Saturday I saw the big burnt orange lights staring me in the face...
"DUMM DUMM DUMM DUMM DAAAAA!!"
(bad spelled out version of the NFL theme song)

"THEY BUILT US A HOOTERS!!"
To be honest...I have never gone to Hooters before. Just never really got the chance I guess...well that's just too long. A couple of us got together and headed out across the street to check this place out. My overall review of the place was...well...ok ok...I fell in love as soon as I found out they had TV's installed in the bathroom. It won't be too long till I have one hanging up in mine at home...damn why didn't I think of that first. All and all this was a great place...and of course what post would be complete without the ONE thing that makes hooters stand out as a an fine upstanding restaurant...

"That's right...the buffalo wings!!"

(You see what I did there...you thought I was gonna say tha boobs right...well DUH!!)
JoKeR's comment repeated the whole time in there, "I love you...no...I REALLY love YOU!!"
Motivated by: "The Strokes (Last Nite)"
(Don't know exactly what it is...but this song is growing on me)
Random Link: "Don't Try This at Home" (Jackass Part II?!?!)
Quick Downloads: "Skateboard"..."Human Dart Board"
(You will have to go to the site to see the rest of them.)

01.26.02 01:32 a

FINALLY TITO RETURNS TO OKR !!!

Today we got an email from Tito on where he disappeared too... "I'm out dudes give me a call". After getting home we punched up his digits and got his brand new answering machine..."Beeee Boooo Beep...we're sorry... the number you called has been disconnected... I think you get the point. Tito is gone again?!?! We know it's probably been awhile since our boy got hooked up with a woman... OKR starts the search here with "Theresa"

In the mean time...how about some pix to make him feel like he never left home 5 2 10...

Welcome back to the OKR Family

"Tito's Four Step Program to getting into a 5 2 10 in 1 month"
1. DWI in a car parking lot not even moving or going too... this cost the car.
2. DUI stumbling at a wine festival... this cost the hanging out.
3. DUI riding his bicycle on a city paved trail... whelp we just lost any type wheels.
4. DUI walking home carrying his skateboard... this turned out to be the last step in soooo many ways.

"Now we got to get you on a "Go-Ped" so you can start racing with OKR!!"

Motivated by: "Staind (For You)"
Random Link: "Beer for Breakfast"
Disclaimer: The rest of the Team sent out a collective, "Glad to have ya back!!"

01.23.02 06:05 a

JoKeR: Last night brought on the most excellent representation of JetSki Racing I have seen yet...usually when "SpeedVision" covers JetSki events it is real bland...not showing all the hell that goes into being a successful rider. Tonite's episode of "High Octane" was just pure greatness. They combined insane racing shots coupled with a backlight on MXPX and showing the sickness that goes on behind the party scene with Fast Time Films. It was nice to see our bro's over their getting some spank for their film "All My Crazy Friends"
...much love to Eric and Lonnie the producers of this sickness...

JoKeR picks out his favorite quotes:
"MacCluggage is accustom to winning...that's if he can hold on to 260HP!!" (quote SpeedVision)

SpeedVision asked MacCluggage, "...that was probably one of your closest battles so far this year in Pro Runabout 1200 with "Nicolas Rius"...uhhh...real exciting race out there..." MacCluggage responded, "...yeah ahhh...you know...whatever...I won."
(Pure greatness in my book)

"Keep charging...and riding like it's my last race...hell I want to finish a champion...or not at all"(quote MacCluggage)
(JoKeR's Philosophy)

JetHogg picks out his favorite quotes:
"You know a little banging isn't going to hurt anyone...this is a closed course race and PEOPLE ARE going to run into each other...that's the bottom line of it...if you scratch paint ...or whatever...big deal...take it to your painter and get it repainted" (quote Victor Sheldon)

"...at race speeds...conditions get rough...racing these beasts is a lot like racing moto cross...except the bumps and jumps are constantly moving...and of course there is still plenty of sick air" (quote SpeedVision)

(Yeah I know...some early morning cam shots)

"You think your suffering...think about what hell we feel like right now"

Motivated by: "MXPX"
Random Link: "All My Crazy Friends"......damn still puts a smile on my face the we are linked "here"
Disclaimer: "Couldn't help but notice the absense of..."Dustin Farthing!!"

01.18.02 11:26 p
JetHogg n JoKeR: Tonight we changed the site a little...


Officially killed off random pix at the top of the main paige...don't worry you can see all 20 of those "here" We also ripped two links off the side bar...including "Outkasted" where we were gonna post cool pix we found on the internet but when it came down to it that just wasn't original material and we couldn't get into it... And "http 404" this was just a link that we where gonna use to put all the stuff we thought was kool one night and then quickly not the next.
...once again another link we couldn't get into.

Motivated by: " The Offspring (Defy You)"
Random Link: "Dallas Pimps" and "Degen"
(A little love for DFW Webmasters)

01.15.02 04:20 p

JoKeR: Yesterday I noticed that two HOT chicks moved in next door...they were sitting out on the balcony that faces me lounging around having a couple hundred cigrettes, so yes my first thought was...Strippers!! Later on that nite I came out on my balcony to see both of them walking down their set of stairs in their PJs...soooo I'll try to paint a mental picture for you. Tight little belly shirts and matching capri pajama bottoms. OK!! Get the visual as I finish...come to find out they were down there picking up the all the cigs they had been flicking over their rail. Everytime they bent down I got a little shot of thong poking out above their pajama pants...sooooo once again I thought...STRIPPERS!!!

(...vision of myself in my head before I said anything)
Here I go being my smooth self, "Don't pick all those up...it makes me think it is snowing!!"
Well they looked up at me like I had four arms.
(Which I would love to have by the way...ahhh...think of the things I could do with four arms)
Anyway...I continued by flicking a cig between them saying,
"Well while you are down there could you get that one for me..."

(..reaction in my brain after I said that)
SMOOTH EHHH!!!
To make a long story short...they went back to their apartment.
To make a long story into a porn revision...they looked up at me and said,
"It's a little cold down here...can we come over to warm ourselves up"
After entering my apartment all hell breaks loose into a full on oiled up threesome
...accompanyed by a midget with a digital camara.
(...don't exactly know where the midget came from but what tha hell)
Ahhhhh....If life was more like a porn movie.
Finally the phrase, "Did someone order a pizza??" would become a mating call.
Whelp gots to go...I got a pile of wet lesbians waitin for me at home!!!
(...que the porn music)

Motivated by: "Black Belt Jones (F.T.W.)"
(YES!! I'm recycling links again but read below and it will make sense.)
Random Link: "Vote Here!!"
(Go vote for BBJ in the "Best Metal/Hardcore Album" for the up coming Dallas Music awards.)

01.08.02 07:40 p

JoKeR: OKR makes a public declaration that they are quitting fast food...
Wendy's Owner Dave Thomas dies that night.
Coincidence??? WE DON'T THINK SO!!

(...and YES!! I Recycled my Cam Shot!!)

OutKast will be paying their respects in their own way. Although we would love to down some Double Bacon Cheeseburgers in his memory...that just isn't going to happen. So let's take this second to have a moment of silence for the Pioneer that brought the "Biggie Size" to the American public and the first fast food owner to put in a salad bar at all his restaurants only to find out that no one wants to mix health with their grease.

"This Crisco Shot is for you Dave....Godspeed!!"

Motivated by: "Black Belt Jones (F.T.W.)"
(Actually I'm watching downloads of their concert)
Random Link: "OKR goes Z50cc Racing" (...and YES!! I Recycled a Link TOO!!)

01.07.02 09:53 p

JoKeR: The Holidays have come and gone now...Thank god!!
Time has come to get back to business...so working out for this Summer's Racing Season is in full effect now. We are standing 89 days outside of "OKR's Official Shirt Test" For those not familiar with this ritual...it is basically a OKR party where we play shirtless football...and well...the one that jiggles the most gets made fun of until he looses that excess blubber.

With that being said...Let's get down to some racing!!
"OKR goes Z50cc Racing"
Motivated by: " Factory 81 (Ephedrine)"

Random Link: "Bike Pics"
"These guys have some excellent Xtreme Two Wheel action...everything from Wheelies, Stunts, Burnouts and Accidents!!"

01.07.02 06:11 a

JetHogg: Well some of Team OKR woke up for Preseason Workouts!!

"JetHogg and his woman Jeanna"
(JoKeR wouldn't do a photo cause he is just too pretty)
Well its go time...YEAH!! It sucks!!! "500 crunches @ 6:00 ammmmmzzzzzz"

01.06.02 03:24 p

JetHogg: OutKast Team is eating and drinking all they can today because time is running out till tomorrow Monday morning January the 7th. Preseason conditioning begins for the 2002 season...

JoKeR should be loggin in soon but as for me...I got a case of Lite...a sack of Taco Bell and chilling on the couch watchin VIP and throwing this fat boy big ass grey sweat shirt back in the drawer till winter

01.01.02 01:10 a

JetHogg: OutKast New Years Celebration Pics are coming in...
"A chair gets Chris Farlied at hoggs party and a nip pic for some OKR reason"


Disclaimer: "OKR apologizes for anyone offended by the above picture...(sorry)!!"
12.31.01 11:10 p

JoKeR: Looks like "Team OutKast" will be partying in Different Cities for this...
"New Year 2002"

"Featured above is JetHogg being the life of the party all the way in "The Woodlands"
and of course there is JoKeR showing off his first Birthday Gift of 2002
By the way my birthday happens in T-Minus 0 hours and 50 Minutes!!
So it still isn't too late to get him that "JetSki" he has been wanting?!?!?"
"Whelp parties are starting all over the OutKast Globe!!"
Motivated by: "Disturbed"
Random Link: "Chicken Legs"
A E/N site by girls with porno...how can you beat that!!
Disclaimer: "The end of the below animation is creepy now..."
12.28.01 11:10 p

JetHogg: Well we broke out Gary's new Christmas Telescope to check out the Moon...
That lasted until we noticed that the damn Moon keeps moving.
Guess what though...the neighbor's house don't!!!

"So shut your blinds OKR is coming over"

Motivated by: "Tool (Sober)"
12.23.01 5:10 p

OKR: Let's mull over " Christmas and Shannigans"

"Believe us the party hasn't started yet...headed to get JetBoss"
Motivated by: "Kid Rock (Forever)"

Random Link: "Stuff Magazine"
Greatest Magazine ever...Anything with "Jamie Pressly" on the cover works for us!!

12.22.01 4:20 a

JoKeR: Let's Discuss " Ex-Girlfriends and Christmas"

"Voted OKR's Favorite Santa"
Motivated by: "Luda"
(I Got Hooo Hooo Hooo Hoes...Ho's I do adore!!)

Disclaimer:How come when I say one thing I get a mother load of emails...and when I ask for a simple thing like a eight thousand dollar "JetSki" all of a sudden all I hear is the sound of crickets. Still Three Shopping days left...oh well worth a try.

Random Link: "Goobita"
"My favorite girl on the web...dear lord...gooooooobitaaaaa....aaahhhhhhggggggg"
(Use your best Homer Simpson voice when reading that last line)
12.20.01 12:37 p

JoKeR: Let's Talk " Racing and Christmas"

Motivated by: "System of a Down (Chop Suey!)"

Disclaimer:Well I got a ton of "Email" and "AIM" about my last post...just to clear the air I got nothing but love for my last company!! Hell the one that was pissed when I got laid off was JetHogg...all that free time I ended up blowing up the site three or four times...so who is the real victim here???"
Random Link: "TSGML"
12.18.01 10:50 p

JoKeR: Continuing the tradition: "Nothing says it's the Christmas season like..."

"Receiving a Christmas Card from the Company that laid you off over a year and a half ago"
(Nothing like not updating your companies address sheet) Motivated by: " Machine Head"

Random Link: "I Smoke Crack"
Just Love his site!!

12.17.01 11:01 p

JoKeR: Nothing says it's the Christmas season like...

"Stealing Toliet Paper from Work...soooo sad"
Motivated by: " Polyphonic Spree"

Random Link: "Evil Star"
I can't wait to see where holli and laureen take this.
Ahh the "so called" competition...here...here

12.16.01 2:42 pm
JetHogg: Well I have discovered the secret of youth...
Take a healthy foot... im using my left because the right one is toast

Then leave a weight in the middle of the floor

Now drive your foot into it. I took out the pinky toe

Now stick your foot into a cooler of ice for 5 mins.

I promise time stands still during those minutes..

12.15.01 10:31 pm

JetHogg n JoKeR: Well we decided the trophies had to go...
And if we don't care than who truly does???

And with this we move "Site Awards" into archives.
Motivated by: " Hoobastank"

Random Link: "Fernanda Martinelli"
Stupid amounts of love to "Punogre" for introducing us to Fernanda!!!

12.11.01 10:15 pm

JetHogg: Nothin much going on... Time for a Face Peel.

How I do luv these... and off in one piece
Motivated by: " Limp BizKit" Nookie" Learn from the pain...

12.09.01 2:19 pm

JoKeR: Ever woken up with a scar you don't remember getting??
Look at what I woke up too...

First thing I saw this morning was blood everywhere...
You would think there was a crime scene in my house!!
The up side is I just realized how funny my hand looks all close the camera like that. Motivated by: "Deftones"
Random Link: "Anti-MTV"
Great site for Musik Videos that don't get the MTV love.

12.09.01 2:46 am

JoKeR: "Keys to getting Promoted"
The Corporate Christmas party was tonight for my company, and let me just share with you the keys to getting a raise and promotion with your boss. Well I started out in our White Elephant Present exchange I stole my Branch Manager's gift by taking the "Crown Royal" he coveted. Then when I asked him to show me his "Playstation 2"...
I ended up beating him at his own "Madden 2002" game.
I played him with the new expansion team the "Houston Texans"...ahhh Give props to JetHogg.     +        =

So it looks like I'll be moving up the ladder quickly ehh???
Ummm Maybe Not!!! Motivated by: "Built To Spill"
Random Link: "Wanker County"
Proving that kool stuff can come out of Arizona!!
12.07.01 8:03 p

JoKeR: Watching "Varsity Blues" tonite on "FX" and JetHogg decides to ruin my nite...while I'm living old high school football memories he reminds me..."JoKeR you will never play football again or wear a helmet"
Whelp looks like I proved him wrong...

Ok, well now I just realized I am alone in my house putting on my old high school helmet... Dear god...I got to go out and party tonight...now I know why OutKast references to High School Football are always under "OutKast Scrutiny"
I'll see you tomorrow...hopefully with lots of stories Motivated by: "Mudvayne"
Random Link: "Ask the Drunk"
If your looking for that missed episode of South Park

12.05.01 7:33 p

JoKeR: Today is the first day in three months that I actually got off work at a normal hour...dear god I been working disgustingly sick amounts of hours lately, but before this turns into another obligatory "Sorry for not posting" post I'll just jump in to what's been going on in the World of OutKast: "Thanksgiving Memories"
"Way toooo serious workin on a post!!"
Random Link: "Punogre"
"Spray Painting Your Ass"
11.25.01 07:31 p

JetHogg: I hate not redeeming free stuff, take this bottle cap.

Its for a free 20oz cola
I was washing the car and cleaning out the garage today
when I came across a lot of these in your face freebies.
Heres you some free stuff that you wont redeem.
O you think you will, but nope... you keep waiting for that perfect time
to use them... Well my New Years Resolution 2002 #1 will be to redeem
free stuff as soon as I realize its free.
Even if its a sonic dog I throw right in the garbage.
Long as I dont have to buy something else that is.
Motivated by: "Metallica"

11.20.01 11:56 p

JetHogg: "Thanksgiving is a time of Thanks and Remembrance"
Well sometimes memories fall into your lap.
Here is one of mine that I kept over the years and the wife found while going through old files.
This happened at the last apartment I lived at 12 yrs ago been married for 11
Note to self: Throw crap away from 12 yrs ago...
It's a little goodbye foreplay memo nailed to my apt, and it went like this:
"The Memo"

11.10.01 11:41 p

JoKeR: Don't mess with a man renting "The Sopranos" at Blockbuster!!

Walking back to the far isle two guys that worked the "Radio Shack" counter were playing football with a new roll of toilet paper that was still rolled up in cellophane. Tossing it from aisle to aisle...I tried not to notice in my undercover style that I'm use to...I pick out my missed episodes of the "Sopranos" and walked up to the counter feeling all gangster like. I get to the front counter and to my gracious surprise there is some kid screwing with the clerk. Wanting to stay uninvolved...but damn I'm in complete gangster mode and who could resist. The skinny guy that happens to be in front of the line starts to pop off to the clerk..."You're a funny guy ehh!!'...ok what I can say...maybe its my gangster mood I'm in...who knows...but I felt the need to stick up for this guy. "You know this guy", I replied..."No...this guy thinks he is funny!!"...well hell I saw the whole event and this clerk was just trying to be nice... so here I go...

"Do we have a problem here??"
(In my best mafia voice of course)
...skinny guy relied with, "Nahhh this guy thinks he is funny!!" he reaches across the counter and flips the clerks hat to the ground...I pop off, "Believe me I want a problem...I need the workout" (you would be surprised how often this line works)..ahh hell ...the guy left quickly...damn...could I get a guy that would call me on that statement... not yet. I ended up playing toilet paper football with the guys in the store for a while. Tossing the roll between the drama and comedy sections...leaving without a fist thrown ...damn it...oh well...I'm off to watch "The Sopranos" now...I wish this could have resulted in me walking a dude out with his hands behind his head mafia style...but oh well...maybe next time.

11.09.01 10:05 p

JetHogg: I was deep in concentration on this suicide post.

Well the story goes...
This dude decides to hang himself in our parking garage at work a few months ago
Now the story has it, that he was a senior in highschool and his chick just dumped him
Well, all I have to say is... damn he should have studied
Babes 101: No babe is worth it...
First thing your trying to do is rock her world.
Well that will work for about 5 minutes
Until her best friend {the one that probably broke you up} tells her
You know if he was capable of doing that what else is he capable of???
Then she moves on without regrets and your dead...
Then I was interrupted by the wife
who wanted to give me a lap dance

OKR recommends for all that are dumped to get one

11.07.01 10:46 p


JetHogg n JoKeR: ... got anything... i got nothin... me either

11.01.01 11:45 p

JetHogg: What a World Series we got going on

11.01.01 10:11 p

JetHogg: Well November is here and its exactly 3 weeks to turkey day.
Better get to working out and cardio'n...
Our Turkey Blast From The Past

Ahh Memories

10.31.01 9:43 p

JetHogg: Well this Halloween has a full moon burnin out there and yet nothing weird is happening in my neighborhood. I went to check the full moon in the backyard, since we had maybe 10 kids come by for our candy, which im dumpin asap. I stood there and listened... Not one firecracker, busted pumpkin, screaming in the distance, squealin tires or misfits running around.. damn!! I miss that... So I did some math, the last full moon was 46 yrs ago and our Pop is 64 that made him 18, a senior, and a full moon...shananagans??? Here's his story

10.30.01 9:34 p

JetHogg: Now I'm not a big Yankee fan but I got lucky with that first snapshot.... I'll set the situation for you: Friday at work I "borrowed" the worst InFocus that we have. Hooked it up to my computer at home which then equaled "JetHogg and a Big Screen" I finally got it up and running and here is the results...

Upgraded from my 19 inch TV in the computer room to a full movie theater for a little while anyway. I will be veggin now. Cant wait to break out the ... nevermind..;[

10.30.01 9:04 p

JetHogg: I promise no more "Quote JetHogg" I wish I could go back in time and delete that from the archives but that is against all that is OKR. Yeah, there are sites that go back and fix stupid stuff that was done earlier. Here at OKR we stand by all input. The brillance the nite before will remain the stuff you wish you have never said. Makes for an intense site dont ya think.
Taking That Back... Never Said It... Sorry Move On

10.29.01 7:49 p

JoKeR: After seeing numerous commercials on
MTV featuring "Typikal Stereotypes" of Middle Eastern Decedents...well...I felt that we too
experience stereotypes that effect us as OutKasts everyday. So this post is here to put a
stop to all the misconceptions that OutKast Racers have to deal with...

"So all your team does is party???"

"Don't you have some HTML code to do???"

"So for our date are you going to pick me up on a JetSki???"

"Don't you have sports to watch and beer to drink???"

OKR Official Statement to these questions:
"Duh, We are OutKasts you moron!! Don't ever ask me those questions again."

Disclaimer: I promise this is the last MTV rip for awhile!!
Motivated by: "Deftones"
10.24.01 8:06 p

Joker: "Diary of OutKast Racing"
Well the non-disclosure agreement between OutKast Racing, Inc. and others concerned
has finally expired and we are free to talk about what happened. It all started with a
phone call wanting to do a piece on Internet Personalities...after much negotiation we
finally agreed on a deal. Even though this never made the airwaves of television...the
shooting began and so began the saga.
THIS is the Diary of OutKast...
You think you know,
But you have NO Idea..
It all started innocent enough just a
couple of guys with a love for Jet Ski Racing and Internet Programming. Quickly we
began winning races, increasing daily hits and National
Exposure...we hit the hay day of what is now OutKast Racing. They filmed us in various
situations from actual racing shots to after parties with all the women. Everything was
going well until...
IT ALL HIT ROCK BOTTOM!!
After tasting the fruits of success...the inner turmoil began.
The first hit was when "Tito" disappeared from the face of the earth...our conclusion is he
is doing 5 to 10 somewhere. "Gino" became completely silent and never talked to us again.
"T-Bone" got nauseated with the porno he was receiving and "Just Aint Right" became an OutKast
under scrutiny. (Which is now currently under review) "JetHogg" moved on to Building Fantasy
Football Teams and YMCA baseball with his boy, "JoKeR" became a recluse hermit on the Internet
locked in doors for days at a time. "JetBoss" became disgusted with the racers as they
indulged in the typical exploits of racers caught in the limelight and "Ragin Rachel" felt
discriminated against because she is still to this day the only OutKast woman to break the glass
ceiling of a male dominated team.
Could OutKast become a team again???
Only time will tell!!
The Holidays are kicking up and who knows what the future may hold.
"The Diary of an OutKast Racer"
You think you know!!
You have NO IDEA!!
Disclaimer: Don't worry about us... we signed a return deal to do a "Behind OutKast Racing Special" with a huge reunion of hugs and tears. Believe me it's sick to watch but good to know that the love of the OutKast Family still remains after all these years.
Motivated by: "Tool"

10.23.01 11:30 p

JetHogg

Well we are going Rocky I...
Got my first email from the host about backups
Quote JetHogg: Crap this aint gonna be easy

10.23.01 10:30 p

JetHogg

Well I had to put on the race googles...
We lost a month of updates to the website, called September
Now its time to battle the host provider for backups
I will keep you updated, this should be fun
Quote JetHogg: Your only as good as your backups

10.19.01 10:30 p

JetHogg: A story from 5/10/01... Went to the Astros game tonight and sat in the primo seats JoKeR gave us. We even commented that we better be on our toes at all times. Little did we know that Bob should have been. If anyone saw section 127 row 20 at Enron field ... that was us. You know how you always dream of that one day when a foul ball would come your way and you snag it. Well one finally flies into my section. With outstretched arms I reached and missed the ball. It brushed right past my fingertips and plowed into Bob.

I turned around to see Bob clinching his face... Since there were 15 to 20 seats empty around us it was a wide-open miss. I don't know how I missed it. I even went so far as to look down his shirt to see if it had shot down in there. Then some dude brought the ball down to us handing it to Bob saying,
"Hey your face stopped it so you keep it"
And Bob did...although a tooth is lose now... mmmm sweet
Motivated by: "Puddle of Mudd"

10.18.01 10:06 p

JoKeR: Standing in my office I heard a loud roar from the speedway
thinking it was Nascar out practicing I made it out to the window.
Good GOD!!
I looked down on the ground below and saw four screaming F-18's silhouettes cross in front of me.
OK OK I don't mean to be the guy that freaks out.
but damn you see a bunch of strike fighters scream across your building you tend to get a bit worried.
Visions in my head where stirring that we are at war and they were about to bomb some afghan's.
ok before you call me a pussy go watch "Red Dawn" and see if you are mister tough guy.
Turned out to be the "Blue Angels"

They were out practicing from Alliance Airport that is located right next to our office.
So in typical American fashion after realizing the initial threat was nothing more than in my mind.
A buddy of mine at work and me ran up stairs to the roof of course with beer in tow
we grabbed our lawn chairs we stashed up there to grab a front row seat.
They continued their pass byes while we spent our lunch break watching.
I have to say it was damn kool watching these
guys go wing to wing doing stunts. All I have to say is we have guys practicing doing air shows that
could out do most countries trained pilots.
Great to be an American Ehhh???
Hell what afghan gets to spend his lunch on top of the roof where they are at
work watching planes fly overhead
oh wait…all of them can.

Disclaimer: I got a lot of emails from afghan's that felt exploited by this post…ummmm…tough break….sucks to be you.
Motivated by: "SlipKnot"

10.17.01 8:22 p

JoKeR: Can I ask a question?? Ok I'm gonna ask anyway...
Have you ever gone to get a little thing on your car done...like simply getting your oil changed
and they didn't find something extra that needs to be fixed??
Let me explain...I venture out to the local Kwiky Lube to get the 10-minute oil change and end up getting a 30-minute raping.
Imagine your most stereotypikal Garage Mechanic...if your not that creative added below is a visual for you.

Well my car is almost finished and I see Earl over in the corner staring at his little clipboard shaking his head. Walking over he picks out a cigarette so he can let it barley dangle by his bottom lip while he talks to me, and Oh yes!! Here it comes...he started his speech
(By the way use your best red neck voice when reading this)
"Well sir it don't look good...looks like you got a major leak in your rear differential and we got to get up in der and knock out that there pin...slip us on a new gasket up in der and fix the clipping arm."
WHAT THE HELL DID HE JUST SAY!!
Oh he goes on, "Yep Yep...oh oh...not to nit pick but I was looking at your brakes and those need to be rotated and cuffed...by the way those brake pads won't last you much longer" Well my knees buckle and I come out with the normal question, "How Much??"
"Ahhhhhh that's gonna run ya about five hundred for the whole shootin match"
First of all who the hell actually says "shooting match" anymore...I guess Earl does.
I swear these bastards are under my car with a hammer and chisel knocking stuff loose.
Another godsmack for the year...but what's a guy to do when he is young and in love with his car.
By the way to add insult to injury a bird decided to use my car as a target all day.
I think his insides fell out all over my car...I hate being an OutKast!!
Disclaimer: I got a lot of emails from mechanics...this post is not to stomp on all mechanics just the ones I don't like.
Motivated by: "Tenacious D"

10.16.01 9:21 p

JetHogg: Our new site... Karma Sucks has been put on hold.. The site we built was one that made fun of situations where it was best not to be in. Well thats just not funny right now. So we are going to pay the 50 bucks to link it back to here. {special effects}

10.13.01 12:22 p

JoKeR: Symptoms Include: Thumping Headache, Upper Back Pains,
Lower Back Pains, Curious Neck Strain, Dry Mouth,
and two sore Middle Fingers.
Diagnosis: A good date??? Nope!! It was a Big Ole Fat Black Belt Jones concert. A group of us went out to the Ridglea Theater for the Black Belt CD release party of "F.T.W." It was great to make it out to see them again!! Their sound and presence has grown tremendous since last time hearing them play. The entire crowd was dotted with BBJ Shirts...which I have to say my favorite one is..."Go Ahead and Practice Falling"...after listening to the opening bands "Inbox", "Trimm" and "Steadfast" we rushed the stage to get up close and personal. They didn't waste anytime in commencing to Donkey Stomp my teeth in!! The show was excellent and they sounded better than ever...for some reason it was SOO good I felt the need to flip off the bass player for the entire show...what the hell!!...he did make his way over to kick my hand down while laughing at me...ummmmmmm...did that stop me...uhhhh no it continued to be a good idea...damn JAGER!! Oh, well...I got pictures of the show and will get those up as soon as developed. Well I'm off to go listen to the new CD...I will also do a review for it. Here's some of the kool Jager gear they were giving away...here...plus my official signed poster that for the most part says "OutKast Racing Blows B**ls". Much love to BBJ for giving us a spot on the inside of their new cd cover...it's our first...and what can I say...you never forget your first.
Disclaimer: Yes, I did censor the site there by editing out the words "balls". Simply because this is a family friendly site and you can't go around saying "balls" all over the place. We can't afford to represent our self in a bad light by saying "balls". Sorry for the inconvenience.

10.11.01 6:43 p

JoKeR: Don't Hang out with me...Take Caution

10.10.01 11:41 p

JoKeR: OKR's Annual Tribute to Road Rashes

10.09.01 9:46 p

JetHogg: Well I'm freaked out. I was working on this laptop that has a dvd player, so in order to test it out I borrowed a dvd from a bud of mine at work.
The movie Miss Congeniality Was a first time viewing for me

Anyway the movie was not that great but WHOA... The irony... heres my list
1. The terror of doing something "big" during the Miss United States/America pagent
2. The referrence to making fake al qaeda and other terrorist threats to the event
3. The contestant from New Jersey that has to drop out for starring in a porn called Armaged..It On
4. All the contestants making a big deal out of wanting "World Peace"
5. The way to blow Miss United States up? Was to be in front of millions and using the coveated crown
6. They blew up the likeness of the statue of liberty
But the best line I have ever heard, was the line to Sandra at the end...
"Maybe we could go out for dinner sometime and if it leads to sex... So Be It"
AND IT WORKED editors note: awesome
motivated by song... Mustang Sally by Bonny Rice

10.08.01 10:32 p

JetHogg: Ive been hanging out watching the monday night game. and since the score is 28 - 0 I switch over to CNN. When they display this comment about up to the minute breaking news... anyway at least 20 mins go by and they are showing us attack updates and then they start posting sports news... the game im watching as reported by cnn score 21 - 0... but its 35 - 0 makes you wonder about these up to the minute reports. I think they should rename them to updates when we feel like it. { alot like this site }

10.07.01 11:23 p

JetHogg: Well after watching football today I noticed 2 things that I love about it.
The Turbo Blast and The Stop. I remember when I played...

The Turbo Blast
This happens when you are on a full sprint and someone pushes you in the back.
almost always happens near the sidelines

The Stop
This happens when you have just completed a long run
and you get tackled just before you reach the end zone.

Damn I luv this game

10.06.01 11:33 p

JetHogg: You should get a dog they can be great entertainment.

9.27.01 11:52 p

JoKeR: As many of you know Black Belt Jones is our Official OutKasted band, but it has been awhile since we updated all of you on what has been going on with them. So here it goes... First off I found a really good review of them on DFW scene.com go check it out here Black Belt has a new album coming out on October 13th entitled "F.T.W" at their official release party to be held at the Ridglea Theatre in Fort Worth. I will be doing a review on it as soon as I get a copy....so keep an eye out for that. On a minor note we are redoing their page on our site...its a work in progress so please be patient.
9.26.01 11:33 p

JetHogg: lets talk nude bars and satellites
9.16.01 7:33 p

JoKeR: Still recovering from my last post
9.14.01 5:45 p

OKR: First... A Quote: "Now I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." General George S. Patton, Jr.
A brother of okr sent us this pic..Rebuilding the WTC
9.13.01 7:42 p

JetHogg here: Our team is based in TX. WWF is going live tonight. Just outside of The Woodlands in a town called Houston. Making this the first big event since Tuesday. I congradulate these 13 thousand brave and crazy fans that showed up...
WWF is also being broadcast nation wide
Billy Gibbons even went...
Time to listen to a ZZ-Top cd

Notice in that concert pic just 3 guys and a bunch of speakers
9.11.01 5:42 p

OKR statement: We are about racing, partying, and working to pay for it all.
OKR does not do politics...

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